Words of wisdom...

"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."  - Marilyn Monroe

Today's wisdom...

It feels damned good to no longer need constricting undergarments to prevent muffin top with your skinny jeans. Not to mention that it's much easier to breathe. :-)

Today's wisdom...

Please keep your bare feet inside the vehicle at all times. This is especially important if your feet are dirty and/or unpedicured. (Is that a word? I don't care - it works here.) And while you're at it, don't put them on the dashboard either. Eww.

Thank you. Please drive safely and enjoy the ride.

Today's wisdom

Chocolate chip cookies are the miracle cure for a myriad of problems.

Today's wisdom...

If there are two entrance lanes and one exit lane - and you are in the exit lane - the old lady turning into the double entrance lane will still manage take part of the exit lane, almost hit your car, and then act like you were in her way. Beware of old ladies with blue hair.

Today's wisdom...

The chance that you will blink while applying mascara (and get mascara on your eyelid and under your eye, thereby ruining the eye shadow and liner you spent the last half hour applying so carefully) is inversely proportional to the amount of time you have before you need to leave the house.